er…um…okay so maybe these aren’t the best examples but you see where I’m coming from right?
Maybe there is more to it than I thought. Maybe there are unseen forces that are at work here. Accident faries or sprites perhaps! Perhaps this is why I’m always targeted. It’s a fairy conspiracy I tell you!
The point is that if an accident is going to happen, the accident fairies love to make sure I’m a part of it strictly for their entertainment purposes. They hardly ever happen when there are no witnesses to my less than dignified fall, scrapes, bruises, cuts and other various mishaps.
Since I have such a propensity for injuries my coworkers have dubbed me life alert. Yes, like the button. Remember the commercial with the lady who says “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up”! Yeah that commercial. Ha freaking ha. I work with comedians. They seem to derive great enjoyment at my expense. Thank you Cito and Jalissa for my moniker and a special thanks to Brandon for his Instagram post.
Okay. Maybe I am. Just a little. Damn fairies.